I think some time ago I read about a cookie diet and how it actually worked (to make the person lose weight, and clog their arteries at the same time- oh how I love multitasking). I would like to follow this diet. Actually, I would like to come up with my own diet, as follows:
Monday B/L/D- chocolate lava cake. are you kidding me? this guy had me at hello.
Tuesday Brunch- stuffed cupcake- from the famous "stuffed cupcakes" in nutley NJ. Its sort of like french toast which makes it okay to eat before noon....By the time my parents read this, they will be enjoying some that I sent their way as a late Vday gift. Im sure they will thank me since they are going on a beach vacation in 45 days. PS- when I tried one of these, it may have been the most enjoyable 12 seconds of my life.
Tuesday Dinner- Boston Cream Pie - again, all thanks to my Dad.
Wednesday- humpday, which means I will eat as many cannolis as I can in a 24 hour period. the original kind of course.
Thursday B/L- soft batch choc chip cookies. to.die.for.
Thursday Dinner- a small little slice of red velvet cake. and a side order of ice cold milk.
Friday= Vienna Finger Day! Who could possibly forget these delicious little bastards? Dip them in choc milk and say a prayer people.
Saturday- oh you know, just some banana cream pie. Its got bananas, so its healthy
Oh and Sunday- the grand finale...pepper jack cheese and sour dill pickles. I know I know, we are a far stretch here from my sweet tooth dreams...but really- does it get any better than this?